..... for a new job. All comments seriously considered. Start the ideas flowing.

I know this place where they send funny emails all day and dont really do any wor.....wait what

pool cleaner?

Mechanic??.

What's up skinny man??

1 word of advice, don't go to a dealership.......

Sick of being shafted. Done the dealership thing too, never again.

Looking at doing this

ScrawnC wrote:

Sick of being shafted. Done the dealership thing too, never again. Looking at doing this

Making me a coffie??
Triple shot in a mug please!!!

pizza delivery man.



have a guy come in one day a week to get some on tools experience and does it as a job to get some $$$ and was telling me a story about a delivery he made last week...

he rocked up to the house and knocked on the door.. heard a women call out to come in.. so he did. walked down to the living area and there was two of them there.. on the coach.. naked..

he says they were sexy as. massive boobs. said they looked like pornstars.

that was when i knew i should have delivered pizzas when i was younger

steknig wrote:

ScrawnC wrote: Sick of being shafted. Done the dealership thing too, never again. Looking at doing this Making me a coffie?? Triple shot in a mug please!!!

I'll set you up with a machine in your kitchen

ScrawnC wrote:

Sick of being shafted. Done the dealership thing too, never again. Looking at doing this

As card carrying coffeesnob, thats a silly idea, there is so much shit coffee in this world already that people that want it already know how to get it

I take it somebody has made some poor desicions on how your new role is panning out for you and they arent planning on doing anything about it cause it will reveal their fuckup? Can you jsut tell em you arent doing it anymore?

ScrawnC wrote:

steknig wrote: ScrawnC wrote: Sick of being shafted. Done the dealership thing too, never again. Looking at doing this Making me a coffie?? Triple shot in a mug please!!! I'll set you up with a machine in your kitchen

But I don't want to get married!!!

89_tintop wrote:

pizza delivery man. have a guy come in one day a week to get some on tools experience and does it as a job to get some $$$ and was telling me a story about a delivery he made last week... he rocked up to the house and knocked on the door.. heard a women call out to come in.. so he did. walked down to the living area and there was two of them there.. on the coach.. naked.. he says they were sexy as. massive boobs. said they looked like pornstars. that was when i knew i should have delivered pizzas when i was younger

then he woke up with his hand on it!

Brett wrote:

89_tintop wrote: pizza delivery man. have a guy come in one day a week to get some on tools experience and does it as a job to get some $$$ and was telling me a story about a delivery he made last week... he rocked up to the house and knocked on the door.. heard a women call out to come in.. so he did. walked down to the living area and there was two of them there.. on the coach.. naked.. he says they were sexy as. massive boobs. said they looked like pornstars. that was when i knew i should have delivered pizzas when i was younger then he woke up with his hand on it!

he is telling the truth mate.. you have to get to know him.. and you will know what i mean. he is korean and doesnt "bullshit".. more to the point he doesnt get the point of how to spin bull shit.

royce wrote:

I take it somebody has made some poor desicions on how your new role is panning out for you and they arent planning on doing anything about it cause it will reveal their fuckup? Can you jsut tell em you arent doing it anymore?

How do you know so much about our company??

The problem is no one has the balls to make decisions and when they finally do they are all wrong

89_tintop wrote:

pizza delivery man. have a guy come in one day a week to get some on tools experience and does it as a job to get some $$$ and was telling me a story about a delivery he made last week... he rocked up to the house and knocked on the door.. heard a women call out to come in.. so he did. walked down to the living area and there was two of them there.. on the coach.. naked.. he says they were sexy as. massive boobs. said they looked like pornstars. that was when i knew i should have delivered pizzas when i was younger

that doesnt sound too far fetched ive copped quite an eyeful at various times when i was in pizza delivery (not to that level but seen the good and the bad and the damn ugly in smallish towels and semi-transparent robes) ive also been offered alcohol and illicit drugs on deliveries too

That sounds like my work place at the moment

Boss ask for advice on how to do things so we tell him ( in the nicest way possible) then he just dose it all his own way



How about drive contiki buses around Europe??

ScrawnC wrote:

..... for a new job. All comments seriously considered. Start the ideas flowing.

Maybe upgrade your qualifications to a mechanical fitter the get a job in the oil and gas industry. You don't know the meaning off doing nothing and getting paid heaps til you have tried.

Or as a fitter anywhere it has its advantages, most jobs are only allowed to be done by fitters so if it takes two longer then it takes two hours longer. People can complain all they like but unless you got the ticket don't touch them spanners. Union controlled sites mostly too so that means more cash and less work

Once you get out of the automotive industry you will never go back.

beginner4x4 wrote:

How about drive contiki buses around Europe??

Now we're talking!!!!!

Energex!!!!! Do an apprenticeship, the money ain't that bad