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Damo

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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:30 pm Posts: 4661 Location: Brisbane
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_________________ SJ50.4.LYF
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jimbo_jones

az supporter
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:30 pm Posts: 4361 Location: gong
Vehicle: 2015 Jimny, LJ50, Maruti
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my fav lmao
Shep
When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had sheped myself!
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shep
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:30 pm Posts: 14499 Location: Here there everywhere
Vehicle: A manly awesome man jimny
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:25 am |
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 farkencunz. 
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Mike

lesspostingmorewheeling
Joined: Tue May 06, 2008 11:30 pm Posts: 2236 Location: Under Down Under
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:33 am |
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shep wrote: :rambo: farkencunz. 
remember shep they are all piss weak dickhead queenslanders 
_________________ [quote="Fluffy"] yeah right mate like Im gunna mov
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ball

I live here!
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:30 pm Posts: 4673 Location: Katherine
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:59 am |
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I'm not and they are fighting words 
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Damo

az supporter
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:30 pm Posts: 4661 Location: Brisbane
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:12 am |
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Mike wrote: shep wrote: :rambo: farkencunz.  remember shep they are all piss weak dickhead queenslanders 
spoken like a true taswegian 
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shep
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:30 pm Posts: 14499 Location: Here there everywhere
Vehicle: A manly awesome man jimny
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 12:27 pm |
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hhmm lets see, ball not a queenslander.
wife is a queenslander
kids were born in queensland
you lived there for a while
yep looks like your a queenslander.
that would explain why you drive slowly in the fast lane
and don't let people overtake.

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ball

I live here!
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:30 pm Posts: 4673 Location: Katherine
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:50 pm |
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Just because I live in a house full of qlders doesn't make me guilty of being a qlder by association.
Qlders don't drive slow in the fast lane, they overtake you when you are doing the speed limit, then pull back in front of you and slow down to 5 kays under the limit. They just HAVE to get that 1 car ahead 
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shep
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:30 pm Posts: 14499 Location: Here there everywhere
Vehicle: A manly awesome man jimny
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:09 pm |
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haha ball is a queenslander. 
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Damo

az supporter
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:30 pm Posts: 4661 Location: Brisbane
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:00 pm |
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ball wrote: Qlders don't drive slow in the fast lane, they overtake you when you are doing the speed limit, then pull back in front of you and slow down to 5 kays under the limit. They just HAVE to get that 1 car ahead 
That only started happening after all the cockroaches and mexicans moved here 
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Scrawny

I live here!
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:30 pm Posts: 10528 Location: Brissie
Vehicle: Popemobile
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:02 pm |
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Damo wrote: That only started happening after all the cockroaches and mexicans moved here 
Don't forget the foreigners.... bladdy Kiwi's
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Damo

az supporter
Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:30 pm Posts: 4661 Location: Brisbane
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:23 pm |
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ScrawnC wrote: Damo wrote: That only started happening after all the cockroaches and mexicans moved here  Don't forget the foreigners.... bladdy Kiwi's
Nah, they can't see you in the rearview mirror because of the 3ft x 1.5ft silver fern on the back window.
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Scrawny

I live here!
Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:30 pm Posts: 10528 Location: Brissie
Vehicle: Popemobile
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:42 pm |
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DMAC

az supporter
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:30 pm Posts: 1612 Location: North Brisbane
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:17 pm |
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ball wrote: Just because I live in a house full of qlders doesn't make me guilty of being a qlder by association. Qlders don't drive slow in the fast lane, they overtake you when you are doing the speed limit, then pull back in front of you and slow down to 5 kays under the limit. They just HAVE to get that 1 car ahead 
And what's wrong with that?
Probably remembered they had broken off a bolt and had to think about how to fix it before they got home. 
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ball

I live here!
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:30 pm Posts: 4673 Location: Katherine
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 11:38 pm |
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DMAC wrote: ball wrote: Just because I live in a house full of qlders doesn't make me guilty of being a qlder by association. Qlders don't drive slow in the fast lane, they overtake you when you are doing the speed limit, then pull back in front of you and slow down to 5 kays under the limit. They just HAVE to get that 1 car ahead  And what's wrong with that?Probably remembered they had broken off a bolt and had to think about how to fix it before they got home. 
It's called poor throttle control, and if someone has problems with competent use of an accelerator then maybe they need more driving lessons 
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