[-Dex-]

Turn your shorty into a LWB. Bitches love LWBs.

Buy my LWB body tub, front clip and chassis that are all in good condition (minor rust – worst of it pictured). All that’s standing between you and ‘track-pimp’ status is throwing your diffs, motor, box and transfer in it and you’ve got yourself a LWB fembot magnet.

I’ve got the driveshafts, doors (with horsepower adding chequerplate trims) and plenty of bits and pieces ready to squirt awesomeness all over your face. And because I’m a dude, I’ll even throw in a 1.3L with a blown head gasket that has a dyno proven 400hp (the hp stands for ‘Hoe Points’) if you’re looking to step up from your 1.0L.

So stop mincing around with your fairy little SWB that every other skinny-jean wearing metro pole smoker drives. Become a hairy-chested, top-three shirt buttons undone, alligator boot wearing, ass spanking (chicks), ass kicking (dudes), big game hunting, tobacco chewing, bear wrestling, pool shooting, gun toting, cigar smoking bastion of masculinity and rock the bawls off this son of a bitch for $750.


I love you.

[Santos]

Do you live in a marsh!?

[-Dex-]

The Zook emits too much testosterone for my goat to go near it and my yard boy won't whipper-snip around it because he knows I'd flog him if he accidentally damaged the showroom finish.





Just kidding, I don't own a goat or a yard boy, I live in a marsh.

[mazdaspater]

Where is this marsh? I need this. I have been feeling a bit soft downstairs and this is the answer.

[atari4x4]

ahhh, the old adjustable wheel base kit... these are getting harder & harder to find & the price is pretty good too.

GLWS

[-Dex-]

mazdaspater wrote:

Where is this marsh? I need this. I have been feeling a bit soft downstairs and this is the answer.

If I was any good I would have specified the location in the OP. I'm located where the mullets are plentiful, the meth flows like the waters of the mighty Murray and petty crime is an elective at the local high school.

St marys, western Sydney.

[Joe]

Funniest add i've read for a while well done man

[Charlie Brown]

Agreed lol

[mazdaspater]

I will mullet up to come get this. This is a beautiful vehicle, just waiting to be restored to it's former glory.

All I have to do now is free up some slush in the fund. And grow some more Party Up The Back.

Do you need it gone soon or just funds thrown your way?

I will come and burn the cane around it if that helps.

Chris.

[31zook]

Dex got drunk and started selling stuff again

[-Dex-]

mazdaspater wrote:

Do you need it gone soon or just funds thrown your way?

Really depends on your definition of 'soon'. If you're talking a couple of weeks then no probs. If we're talking the second coming of mainstream paganism then it might be an issue. If you want me to wait longer than a couple of weeks but not forever, bewber pics of wives/GFs/female family members will be viewed as acceptable payment for delay.


PM me and we can chinwag.


Oh, I should also mention that the chassis and body are separate but I'm happy to help you glue them back together. The frame mounts have been modified for a 4K engine (pfft) so may need some fawkery to get back to stock.
And the vehicle is NOT a write-off. I was the last regoed owner which was a few years back (09ish I think). Chuck a bluey at it and you're golden. It also has a complete dash, go-fast steering wheel, 1.3L 'bulge' bonnet, most of the wiring and a largely unmolested fuel tank. No seats or back window for the canopy (have the frame just no glass) though. Won't sell separate, want it all gone.

I also have a G16A with a 16V head on it which I've never run but it turns over nice and easy and has good compression is anyone's interested. In case you're wondering, it's been set up for carby operation (comes with a weber and custom intake manifold) and has G16B pistons so the head will work on it without exploding. New timing belt, plug leads and manifold gaskets. Chasing $400 is anyone's keen.



I think that's it....FIGHT!

[ainzy]

Would you dump the motor on a.pallet and freighy it?

[-Dex-]

Yep, but if you're ever in my neck of the world I'll expect a hand shandy for my troubles.


And you have to pay freight too - I drive a Zook, ergo I'm a massive tightarse.

[-Dex-]

Bump.

Say no to skinny jeans.

Buy this.

????

Profit.

[-Dex-]

Still stopping my garden from floating away. Don't be shy, I'll put on pants and everything.