Some people need to have a body lift in for a reason
You'll need to get some half moons drawn on the cardboard and get some laser cutter to get it done
You can then re-inforce the internal 'tube' (i can't remember the schedule but i think it's 32NB)
Put the SCH80 pipe in there and have it sticking out the ends and weld the half moons on there
Hopefully that makes sense

haha